Friday, 29 May 2015

The Kids are Alright - The Unpopular opinion

Open Letter to those who think 'Real rock bands' are dying out

Dear Reader,

I have no intention of making this a regular thing, but I felt this issue is one I really need to address. I decided to write an open letter of sorts, if you like, having recently got all wound up by two of the most persistent bigoted snobs in music history and none other than the much glorified Noel Gallagher and Gene Simmons.
Now, I know all too well that a lot of people would hate my guts for even putting those two in the same sentence, but given the specifics, they are both guilty of the same crime.

Firstly, Gene Simmons himself by this point in time has probably accepted his own peak of human arsehollery status. Being someone who suggests that people suffering from depression are either just faking it or should probably kill themselves has bound to have discovered for himself by now.
But i'm not going to address how much of a shitebag Gene Simmons is, and instead direct this letter towards how much of a shitebag he is.

What I mean is, his comments specifically and explicitly stating "Rock is finally dead".
Blaming the millenials and the progression of technology for the destruction of rock music, insisting that reality TV has sent the future of music down a dark path.
"where's the next Bob Dylan? Where's the next Beatles? Where are the songwriters?" Simmons asks in an interview in 2014 “What is the next Dark Side of the Moon? Now that the record industry barely exists, they wouldn't have a chance to make something like that.”
Such a statement, I feel, and speaking as a musician and a follower of new music and artists, depreciates the efforts of others by comparing them to the iconic artists and albums of old.
Now, this is a widely unpopular opinion, but there is a very strong chance a band like Haim could ultimately go on to outlast the Beatles, if you are shocked and appalled at the thought, I’m afraid a lot of that is due to the fact that we as humans tend to unfairly glorify the past, since we view it through rose tinted glasses.
Iconic as the Beatles were, a lot of their albums can be incredibly half drawn and a bit sloppy, whereas given how vast the competition is these days, artists don’t get the chance or even dare to release an album that is “all filler”. The sheer level of stress and pressure that acts are put under knowing that their label can quickly drop them and hire another trend setter the next minute from a mere youtube search is more than enough to keep people on their toes.

Claiming the record industry barely exists is an insult to anyone who is presently pulling an all-nighter finalising their home studio recordings of their own original material, and depreciates the efforts of new musicians just because their methods are different from those of 1983.
But that’s what music does, it’s ever changing. You either flow with it, or fail miserably.
Or look like a barking mad old dinosaur.


Secondly, Noel Gallagher’s outspoken dig towards chart music. Claiming without prior thought it’d seem that if your music is in the top 10, it’s probably shit. “You only have to look at the charts, what happened at the end of the 90s, all those bands used to be in the top 10, like us, Manics, Pulp, The Verve, Suede and Blur, and I think bands like that have been marginalised and sidelined,”.
Personally, I don’t agree with going by chart music as a judgement, since as a whole, less people are buying singles and instead listening to songs on other media such as Spotify and youtube. On the other hand; Oasis, The Verve, Manics, Suede and Blur probably have less memorable top ten hits than I have fingers. Lest we forget the 90s were mostly ruled by Dance pop groups such as Boyzone, Westlife, East 17, Spice girls, S club 7,  Sugababes etc. etc. as well as more electronic dance sounds as sampling became a widely used technique, bringing acts such as Daft Punk, Eifel 64, Vengaboys etc.


And as for what happened?
I think people got sick of Jarvis Cocker and ‘Wonderwall’.


The most annoying thing for Gallagher to suggest is, aside from the bubble gum pop of chart music, which is standard for music bigots to casually dismiss, that he’d “have eaten Bastille alive in an afternoon in the 90s, one interview, destroyed, gone, never to be heard of again. Easy, had ’em for breakfast.”
This links back to what I said about Simmons, it’s effectively knocking a new artist because they are doing things differently from what you did. As an artist I find it difficult not to constantly compare my chapter one to the chapter five of others, but here we have Gallagher explicitly doing the opposite and comparing his almost closed book to the first pages of Bastille’s story.
I want to take the time and explain properly why I find it most annoying.

Bastille formed in around May/June 2010 to record songs written by Dan Smith and had signed to Virgin/EMI by December the same year. Achieving such a level of success in little over 9 months is more than commendable, something not many have achieved certainly nothing Gallagher should dare snipe. Even if I’m not their biggest fan, I can still give credit when it’s due.


In conclusion, it may seem like rock is dying to some. It is normal for someone to become rooted in a time that is also defined by its sound, such as why my dad can’t tolerate Biffy Clyro because they’re quite simply not Dire straits. There is nothing wrong with holding a preference, but it doesn’t give you the right to look down on others because they like something different, or are going about their own path a different way. There is no definitive rule or hierarchy of music, such is the beauty of art; it’s entirely open to interpretation of the individual.
Maybe it’s about time Gallagher, Simmons and others learned to respect that.



Now, HMV are running a raffle wherein the winner gets an Epiphone Casino signed by Noel Gallagher and I need help thinking what colour to re-paint it, just in case I win.


Perhaps when this blog gets off the ground I’ll have my own raffle with an Epiphone Casino signed “FUCK NOEL GALLAGHER” by yours truly.

Until next time,
Shine on you crazy diamonds!!



Gig Review; Featuring X


Whelans (Upstairs) 28/05/2015

Although rock music in it's purest form has existed as many and more than 60 years, and the fact that countless rock bands have existed, formed, bloomed, flourished, dissolved, faded, reformed, rebooted etc. etc. on an endless loop; it still remains my opinion that even consisting of all the right nuts and bolts in all the appropriate places, it's very difficult to do right.
Featuring X are one of those bands that do it very right.
Realistically speaking, with an undisputable back bone of rock in it's purest and most tonically pleasant form, Featuring X is one of those fresh new, swiftly and steadily progressing acts that like all great laser weapons from 1950s sci fi movies comes with 2 settings: Stun, and Kill.
The most amazing point to address being the fact that they freely transition between both stunning the audience and absolutely killing it.

Ok, i'm going to let that pun burn itself to redemption in purgatory and get on to the actual important bit.

It's worth noting people of the internet, that I know lead guitarist Dara Farrelly personally; facebook tells me we've been friends since june 2011 so i'd hazard a guess this was around the time we became aware of eachothers existence. From then to now it's been eventful to say the least, and knowing someone like Dara Farrelly is great for any musician mostly because they unintentionally remind you that you actually are one of those musiciany people and should probably music soon; mostly in moments of artists block or lack of motivation.
Seeing Featuring X on a Guinness Amplify poster sometime last year when casually waiting on a bus was one of those times.
Seeing Featuring X play live in HMV Grafton street was another one of those times.
Hearing their EP was one of those times (and is whenever I listen to it).
As was seeing them live last night when they headlined Whelans.

yes, Whelans.

Me right now.
This is actually the first gig i've been to in whelans and will not be the last. the acoustics were bloody brilliant and really allowed a lot of room for a fantastic band like Featuring X to blossom. Right from the get-go they hit hard and reminded all mere mortals in their presence why theyre headlining and not supporting someone else's Whelan's gig; setting the ball rolling with a heavy bass driven sound that shows no fear of letting open bass notes ring loud and prominent.
Which by the way, since bass players are often horrendously underrated in bands, can we just take a moment to appreciate how Featuring X does this bit very right and puts Sarah McLaughlin, an immensely competent musician on bass?

Dat Bass tho, Lads
Not the Sarah McLaughlin that sings Jessie's backstory in Toy Story 2 though. Sorry if this fact disappointed you in any way.

The Whelans version of Featuring X does sound remarkably more polished than the version that played HMV almost a year ago, it shows a natural progression of a band and one of the most interesting things to note is how The Boat has changed from the time of recording their debut EP and now. The intro has changed. It begins with palm muted picking guitar that given the songs title really connects to the sound of morse code. This really suprised me, and I dont know if Featuring X realise it or not but grounding a theme of a song with a motif reminiscent of something else relating to that same theme is what i'd really consider class A musicianship, heavyweight musicianship; The platinum membership of rock music that people love acts like the Beatles for.
That, I loved most of all.

The Boat - Featuring X


Jekyll & Hyde is a personal favourite. Not only because I love that book more than life itself but also because it's just an amazing song. The intro is striking and full with a snarly guitar riff that just aint afraid to swagger. The rhythm guitar parts of Eleanor Rogers are both sharp and guick to remind me why I like Hollow body guitars so much. And there's no chorus, such to speak at least; The chorus part is filled by a recurring instrumental break, which is lead into by a pre-chorus. A shameless breaking the unwritten rules of pop music that often only Mark Ronson is brave enough to do.
Brownie points for that. (Brownie not included)
It's, odd for one to admit, a song that I wish I wrote and recorded myself, perhaps somewhere in the multiverse there exists a reality wherein I do not suffer writers block all the fridging time and wrote this song and am very content with doing so.
But, I didnt write it and Featuring X did.
I am very content with them doing so also.

Jekyll & Hyde - Featuring X

They're quite simply put; one of those bands that you should know and are more than worth the growing recognition they are recieving. If you havent done so already, and have read this far, it'd be sinful to not check out their EP and give their Facebook page a like and show your support.

And don't stop at that.
College is over for the summer which means Niamh Sharkey, Jenny McKeown, Eleanor Rogers, Sarah McLaughlin and Dara Farrelly are in touring season. Keep your ear to the ground and definitely don't miss Featuring X when they are playing near you.
And when they do, you know the drill; tell all of your friends and family, your friends' friends, your friends' family, your family's friends, far away neighbours, next door neighbour, tell your granny, tell the parish priest to give a shout out during his sermon and get the word out on the street.
Featuring X are fucking Fresh!

Wednesday, 6 May 2015

My Musical Journey so far; UCD year 1

Years ago in a galaxy far far way......

To set the scene, basic background:
I took up Bass towards the later end of 5th year, and didnt do music for the leaving cert, so I couldnt go for any course that had an entrance exam for theory. I studied music as a joint honours in UCD along with 2 boring subjects which i dont need to go into :3

In first year.. you do a varied kinda thing... they dont usually get you into the choir or orchestra as a credit until 2nd or 3rd year so the modules i did was theory and analysis of tonality; everything theory that ABRSM requires you to know (ABRSM being the folks who set the standard of western classical music grades. I'm sure theyre all great craic on a night out)
also... Musicianship... heavily based around theory, but also goes into things like artform and repertory and stuff like that which is also an important part of being a musician. I learned the most from the lecturer in that class because everything he said made sense. he's also one of the worlds most leading scholars on medieval chant which is pretty impressive to say the least given that it delves further than most standard teachings of western music does (usually the Baroque is as far back as they go... people hadnt even invented scales with more than 5 notes.. and the Renaissance, which is rare because it's so old no one knows what instruments they used and really struggle to give a fuck anymore)
the last module was Music Culture and society. fuck all theory.. but again .. important aspects of music that just sticking to ABRSM will not teach you. it's kinda like a beginner level ethnomusicology, which is a scientific discipline which really goes into the nuts and bolts of the fact that humans even have a music in the first fucking place. the lecturer was Dr.Jones (not Indiana) and she (she was a lady, so definitely not Indiana) is now the head of the music department in UCD as far as I know. that module went into a kind of understanding element of music... taking things like Raga Megh (which is a piece of indian ritual music) The Goldberg variations (a piece by Bach) and the album 'Theres a Riot Goin on' by Sly and the Family stone (an amazingly progressive funk album from 1971)
She even introduced us to really experimental musicians like Wilco.
and one excercise we did for example was comparing the similarities and differences between Bob Dylan's  and Jimi Hendrix' respective versions of All along the watchtower.
Bob Dylan - All along the Watchtower
The Jimi Hendrix experience - All along the watchtower

The last was the module I did best on.. it was also probably the most interesting for me, I felt more motivated because I didnt feel miles behind on theory than everyone else in the room since it was new to all of us, and between it and musicianship, really changed my mind in vast ways about a lot of other music genres (I liked rock and pop and had listened to Jazz from working in my uncle's shop... I knew a lot, but it was early days. I never intended or thought i would get into classical music, world music or even Irish traditional... but.. yeah!!)
In turn, I became very experimental... That hasnt gathered any moss just yet.
I really guickly got into really old delta blues like robert johnson and son house and stuff, and developed more of an understanding to what exactly the function of classical music was.... how imagery is used through sound and such.. which is more useful than you may think... imagine from a production end of things. the stuff you could learn from classical arrangements would be gold dust when it comes to producing an album...

The best, and most unforgettable part of my short stint in college was actually sharing the same course and space with a lot of people who i'd consider to be the best in the country (at the very least) at what they do. You really felt like it was the pinnacle of something, like the people around you would one day be names that prick ears and turn heads. It also had the sense of camaraderie... like we were all individual yet similar stones rolling on different paths but in the same direction...
to start making waves.

Some of my former classmates have begun making such waves already;

Moxie on Fox 17 morning News
(Jos Kelly; Keys and Accordion)

Just No - Where you come from
(Graham McCartin; Lead Guitar)



UCD Gamelan undergraduates - The River {original composition}
(Tadhg Kelleher)